what the hell is celebrity anyway?

Julia Allison, how deeply saddened I was to hear your non-website Non-Society lost one of its three "contributors." However, being the internet-hip young person that I am, I'm hoping you'll take me on to be your third and youngest online over-sharer. I can be the college one! The feminist one? The socially minded one? The one not constantly flush with cash? How about... the blonde one?
Perfect.
Sincerely,
Alex

P.S. here is some gold: