Happy Earth Day!

Okay so, I totally understand that paying too much attention to the craziest, weakest, most radical challenges to justice does not a well-rounded activist make. But in honor of Earth Day, I cannot help sharing Feminism is bad for the environment.

"Equal pay for equal work also means equal commutes...Homeschooling moms further ease the strain on the ecosystem by keeping their kids off the road"

So, guys, you might have thought that "going green" was a mantra of the same progressive leftists that once brought you women's lib. But in fact, the greenest thing you can do is assume a traditional caregiver/childbearing role at home.