Sunday, July 8, 2007

DIY: Become a sex robot

1) Assemble a full sized trampoline in your backyard.
2) Make a trampoline-only iPod playlist of heavy bass electronica and repetitive techno music.
3) Even if your trampoline has a hovering-parent net (actually somewhat practical seeing as our trampoline is next to a spikey fence upon which my younger siblings could easily impale themselves with a botched back handspring), you will still feel sexy.

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